your life is all about what you make of it; not what others think of it
THE GIRL NAMED LANTY
There once was a girl named Lanty,
Her hair was very scanty.
She was walking down Baker’s Street,
When she felt too much of heat,
So she stripped down and threw her panty.
RINGLE WINGLE BINGLE BOW
Ringle wingle bingle bow,
I tripped on a string and cut my toe.
I shed too much of blood,
It almost looked like a flood,
So I ran out and stuffed my foot in the snow.
A TRIP TO BRAILLING
There once was a girl named Leiling,
She was on her bus to Brailling.
When a man caught her butt,
She closed her eyes shut,
For that part of her had no feeling.
MARRYING OFF MARIEFFE
Martin looked at his daughter Marieffe,
Her life was turning a new leaf.
Looking gorgeous in white,
The wedding car pulled out of sight,
Teary eyed, he pulled out his handkerchief.
THE GLASS HEELED STILETTOS
Sandra wore a beautiful gown in red,
Wore her glass heeled stilettos to enhance her tread.
She was a success at the prom,
Aaron couldn’t resist her charm,
“You look like a fairy-tale princess,” he said.