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Hello. Hi. Friends?

“Hi! Are you interested in being friends with me?”

Internet friends.

PhotoGrid_1431632722736I do not know about elsewhere, but in India, this is common. Very very common. No, I mean -bugs and flies- common.

On an average, a girl receives about 3 friend requests/unknown contact messages per day. Sometimes it just pisses the girl off, while at other times the girl just laughs over it. And of course, why laugh alone? Hence, being good sisters, we pass the joke on.

We do not mean to insult the guys who do this. Not at all. But it is just one of the many unexplainable things that we girls do. We do not know why we do it, but we just do it anyway!

I classify these friendship approaches into 7 categories:

1. The Charmer

These are plain hilarious! They compliment you and place you on cloud 11; and the moment you say, “Sorry, not interested,” the cloud comes tumbling down. All the compliments turn to abuse and the cloud vanishes and you are dropped hard on your bottom on ground (that’s what they think, while we still care as little).

Message to this kind: Please don’t waste your poetic words on someone who doesn’t care a donkey’s arse about it.

2. The Persuader

This kind goes on and on and on, despite many rejections. Sometimes sweet, sometimes annoying! No matter how many ever times you say no or sometimes even if u don’t care a rat’s bottom to respond, this kind goes on messaging.

Message to this kind: Please don’t try to persuade to such an extent that you end up looking like a jackass.

3. The “The Man” 

This kind starts from hello/hi and gradually moves into threatening or abusing or even worse, challenging. “You do not know who I am.” Well yes, And that is precisely the reason why I don’t care.

Message to this kind: Please, save your macho-ness for someone who would care. Lest you wish to take a tour of the jail.

4. The Understanding One

Guys might call him names, but honestly, he gets all the brownie points. His understanding nature does the work, and many a times girls accept these guys. Because that somewhere is impressive.

Message to this kind: Thank you. Just thank you.

5. The “Sensitive” One

This kind gets all emotional and depressed (at least for show) as soon as a ‘will you fraanship with me’ message gets responded in negative.

Message to this kind: Why? Why? Why? Why would you put yourself in that position, even if it is just for sympathy sake? Please don’t!

6. The Marital Status Checker

“Are you single?”

“No.”

End of conversation.

These guys really crack me up. It is just hilarious. How much more desperate can you make yourself look? Oh wait! Is it desperation or are you worried that you will get beaten up? I never thought of it that way until I wrote this post. Quite possible.

Message to this kind: You troll!!! Hahaha :’D

7. The Clichéd Guy

This kind starts a conversation with “I think I know you from somewhere.” And I just think “Yeah dude. The medium is called social networking sites.”

Message to this kind: Which century do you live in? 20th?

I can rant on and on about this but I think that’s enough male bashing in a post.

P. S. This is just a fun post. Take it in a light vein.

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10 comments on “Hello. Hi. Friends?

  1. bhavpreet
    May 14, 2015

    hey .. Nice … i think it’s like once or twice some girls give some kinda lift to guys with such tantrums so they get used to it .. i am an indian guy and i have seen these things live a lot of times .. but i think we should not let our self respect lay down in front of some one even though we love or like her before having a check that does she too has some feel .. i am against such tantrums .. girls don’t accept such things coz they know that it’s fake or for some benefit. if someone truly likes a girl then he shud just tell her being confident and just ask her to be friend then decide coz its sometimes a guy deserves better than what he thinks or what he thinks about the girl actually she is not kinda that … 🙂 .. what do u say ??

    • Alda L
      May 14, 2015

      Definitely. I second that thought. I generally don’t care about this. Sometimes it just passes off as fun. But sometimes it goes completely out of hand. I think it’s all about the person.

      • bhavpreet
        May 14, 2015

        yeah that is true .. but being chaep is neva healthy i guess … 🙂

      • Alda L
        May 14, 2015

        True that.

  2. swajithkas
    May 18, 2015

    Thanks for sharing your link on community pool from where I found this wonderful blog your blog as well all the posts are too good, I don’t know in which category you will put me but still I think we can become good blogging friends, if interested please visit my blog, read my some of the posts and if you feel I am worth of your friendship, without any hesitation leave your comment and that will be the beginnig of best blogging friendship, remember everything is optional.
    Wishing you all the best…………………….

    • Alda L
      May 18, 2015

      Thank you so much for taking out time to read my blog and also for your encouraging remarks. Your blog is very inspirational.

      • swajithkas
        May 19, 2015

        Same to you!!!!!!!!!!!
        Wishing you all the best…………….

      • Alda L
        May 19, 2015

        Thank you! Wish you the very best too

  3. villpower
    September 8, 2015

    Laughing my heart out…. 🙂 good one. Not sure but last image of FB messages are real one ? seriously guys replied with such weird things ? 🙂

    • Alda L
      September 8, 2015

      Hahah… Thank you!!! And yes, There are all sorts of creeps out there! 😀

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