your life is all about what you make of it; not about what others think of it
“Hi! Are you interested in being friends with me?”
On an average, a girl receives about 3 friend requests/unknown contact messages per day. Sometimes it just pisses the girl off, while at other times the girl just laughs over it. And of course, why laugh alone? Hence, being good sisters, we pass the joke on.
We do not mean to insult the guys who do this. Not at all. But it is just one of the many unexplainable things that we girls do. We do not know why we do it, but we just do it anyway!
I classify these friendship approaches into 7 categories:
1. The Charmer
These are plain hilarious! They compliment you and place you on cloud 11; and the moment you say, “Sorry, not interested,” the cloud comes tumbling down. All the compliments turn to abuse and the cloud vanishes and you are dropped hard on your bottom on ground (that’s what they think, while we still care as little).
Message to this kind: Please don’t waste your poetic words on someone who doesn’t care a donkey’s arse about it.
2. The Persuader
This kind goes on and on and on, despite many rejections. Sometimes sweet, sometimes annoying! No matter how many ever times you say no or sometimes even if u don’t care a rat’s bottom to respond, this kind goes on messaging.
Message to this kind: Please don’t try to persuade to such an extent that you end up looking like a jackass.
3. The “The Man”
This kind starts from hello/hi and gradually moves into threatening or abusing or even worse, challenging. “You do not know who I am.” Well yes, And that is precisely the reason why I don’t care.
Message to this kind: Please, save your macho-ness for someone who would care. Lest you wish to take a tour of the jail.
4. The Understanding One
Guys might call him names, but honestly, he gets all the brownie points. His understanding nature does the work, and many a times girls accept these guys. Because that somewhere is impressive.
Message to this kind: Thank you. Just thank you.
5. The “Sensitive” One
This kind gets all emotional and depressed (at least for show) as soon as a ‘will you fraanship with me’ message gets responded in negative.
Message to this kind: Why? Why? Why? Why would you put yourself in that position, even if it is just for sympathy sake? Please don’t!
6. The Marital Status Checker
“Are you single?”
End of conversation.
These guys really crack me up. It is just hilarious. How much more desperate can you make yourself look? Oh wait! Is it desperation or are you worried that you will get beaten up? I never thought of it that way until I wrote this post. Quite possible.
Message to this kind: You troll!!! Hahaha :’D
7. The Clichéd Guy
This kind starts a conversation with “I think I know you from somewhere.” And I just think “Yeah dude. The medium is called social networking sites.”
Message to this kind: Which century do you live in? 20th?
I can rant on and on about this but I think that’s enough male bashing in a post.
P. S. This is just a fun post. Take it in a light vein.